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It was a #1 hit for Johnny “Lookin for Love (in all the wrong places”, from Urban Cowboy) Lee in 1984.

The fact that the attorney is going straight for a jury trial means the plaintiff went straight to the phone book and looked up a Texas Hammer-type attorney who advertises his huge jury awards, and wants that sweet, sweet, 40% fee.

Did they unplug the NIC card in the ATM machine before they absconded with it?

Just for reference, I’m Waze “royalty” (my global rank is 11149) based on their algorithm that combines number of points I have, miles driven, frequency of use, completed trips, etc. and since the day the iPhone 6S+ launched in September, (Waze was my first app downloaded) I’ve used 536MB of data.

According to Waze’s

Man, some personal injury attorney is gonna have a field day with this one... Good chance the landscaper driving that beat up old Toyota has, at best, bare-minimum coverage if he has insurance at all, and since the mixer technically was the thing that hit the i8, Bimmer-man’s insurance company is gonna subrogate the

Sometimes that is the correct course of action.

Big difference between “rolling coal” and actually pulling something.

Actually you probably have a 2-5/16" ball. 2-11/16 is not a standard, SAE-recognized size.

That’s not a “backhoe,” Torch. It’s a wheel loader with a breaker attachment on the back.

No, he’s from Wisconsin. Homeless crazies come here because you won't die of exposure if you can't find somewhere to sleep.

Hi, fatty here... (6'1", 360lb, 52" waist and shoulders like an NFL lineman)

We raced one in Lemons, and in Mexico (Chihuahua Express)... ‘65 273/4sp car, chopped up for competitive drag racing in the late ‘60s. The front shock towers were gutted to make room for the custom headers that curved up to the hood then back down to meet the side pipes, and the brakes were an afterthought. We welded

Oh and Stef, since we’re teammates and all, can you ungrey me, kplzthx

He drove right past me and Speedycop, many lolz were had.

Ahh, thanks. I was trying to figure that out...

Depends: are there Leprosy Justice Warriors on Tumblr?

The best remake of Scooby Doo is Mike Tyson Mysteries.

Designed by some sheikh’s 12-year old son.