SAME.

5 nannies have left the role in the last year, each citing supernatural incidents as the reason...

she did not die because she used (and sometimes abused) drugs.

Not a huge fan of the 5-0, but I have called for theft, bc without a police report my insurance won’t replace the goods. Need my computers and camera to work, so you bet I have insurance on them, but the insurance company wants a police report To prove theft. Did I expect the police to investigate? Nope. Did they?…

Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?

Destroying the caterer must really fuck with the green room after the show.

Yeah the adjustment period can be tough. For a while after we brought my Sophie home from shelter, if there was another woman around, she would pee on my husband’s feet. That, fortunately, did not last. She does still like to sit on our feet, which kinda grosses me out.

My tuxedo dog (black Lab mix) gives Mila a big high-five back!

I absolutely support a person’s right to say no. No unwanted attention, no unwanted touching. Ever.

I guess the world is heading for WW3 one way or another.

Amal > Beyonce

Perhaps my outrage meter is improperly calibrated. I thought the joke was that Amal is an amazing super hero and she handled the birth like a champ and George - not a strong amazing woman - is a basket case.

Sadly she died yesterday about an hour before the vet came. I’ve been bingeing sit coms all day to keep my mind off how lonely and sad I am. I really appreciate you asking.

I so needed to read this today. I’m that person. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve told a joke in the middle of a conversation that was not well received and I worried all day if those people were offended, or they didn’t like me anymore, etc. It’s exhausting picking at every little thing. I’ll try this.

Fanny packs are the crocs of purses. Use a small backpack, or a messenger bag.

Heathen

What a beauty! Pretty Penny :)

So... I did something today.

Germany, where terrorist attacks are a very real and pressing concern: “Will all 86,000 attendees please evacuate the premises in a calm and orderly fashion?”

The underlying sentiment of what he’s saying is completely right on—and he says it arguably in stronger terms than those quoted here. However, as right as he generally is, I don’t think he’s right that it’s obscene that the bulk of the money went to the families of those murdered or nearly murdered (i.e., the people…