My Theory: Lebron James warged into Keving Love for those 14 seconds.

I bet you’re a real delight at parties.

Several anti-vax organizations have been pooling their collective intellectual powers

Monroe plans to use his time off to educate children on the dangers of pain killers in football by starting the first ever Puff, Puff, Pass and Kick competition.

Different guy. You’re thinking of John Travolta.

Is there any reason why you aren’t running the judge’s photo rather than Brock’s (whose mug makes me retch at this point)? Is it a matter of privacy/safety or what?

POTUS ended his speech with “praise for the spirit we [as Americans] see in Orlando.”

My sister works part time as a shift manager and they are treated like crap. I worked part time at several McDonald's as a crew person and it sucked. The only thing that kept me sane was joking with coworkers and (nicely) messing with customers. I switched to pizza delivery as a side job and was so much happier after…

Agree, maybe Rachet Becky? They seem more like Chrystals or Ambers, or Brandis (obv spelled with an i).

All Beckys. Every one a Becky.

In order to do this, Sherman first had to send Pete Carroll on a wild goose chase as head of the 9/11 Commission II.

Sherman [burns down established thinking]

All congressman were present for the vote except newly elected Pete Carroll, who decided to pass.

It sounds like he is surrounded by a bunch of asshole enablers who have always told him he can do no wrong. So shocking that he ended up as a remorseless rapist.

Me on Ken Starr:

I had to Starr this post.

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016

I’m still in shock that this crazy backlash against us is even happening. It seems like just yesterday I could out myself and the general reaction would be “you go girl!” Yet somehow, that’s now changed to “fuck me, I better not even use a public restroom” all in a matter of 24 hours.

The difference is that the effects of a 110-pitch outing don’t make a person lose his mental capabilities.

Loria
I think they got your number.
I think they’re gonna win this,
while your team keeps going under.
But you really don’t remember?
Miami’s in the red.
Paninis with soggy bread.
Loria?