As someone who investigated McDonalds for widespread wage theft, and met a 20 year vet of the chain making $8.50/hr, you couldn’t be more wrong.

Since you love your WAR so much, you talking about the Dale Murphy who didn’t have an insane career in Japan, who topped out at 7.7 WAR (compared to Ichiro’s 9.1), and in his MLB career has 14 less WAR than Ichiro has in his MLB career?

6'4" and muscles that lead to incredible speed like Randy has? I’ll bet he has a great ass. The people of Green Bay missed out on not getting a nude shot.

Bill James game score also has it as statistically the greatest game ever pitched.

I’d say AIDS is the ultimate pirate, Davis. I got to watch my Uncles partner waste away and die in 1985 while your father joked about it. Hope he rots in hell.