Since you love your WAR so much, you talking about the Dale Murphy who didn’t have an insane career in Japan, who topped out at 7.7 WAR (compared to Ichiro’s 9.1), and in his MLB career has 14 less WAR than Ichiro has in his MLB career?

Leaving anything else aside and being totally joyless about it, go find me a guy with a peak like this who isn’t and shouldn’t be in the Hall of Fame.

Sure Ichiro is a sure fire HOFer if he yanks 3000 hits here in the States. But lets not forget his fellow countryman Hideki Matsui who jacked it at least 3000 times while playing here.

Go to hell.

Him learning Spanish just so he can talk smack to the other players will always rank the highest in my mind.

This is a bad take and is completely wrong as points per game aren’t any different than Jordan’s heyday, and are far lower than the 1980s and early 90s. If offense was so much easier now as you claim, this wouldn’t be the case.

I’m pretty sure this is the longest HR from one knee this season, yes.

You get invited to ALL the parties, don’t you? Admit it.

maybe the guy doesn’t take himself that seriously and finds it funny...?

“My drink is usually vodka with water because it gets you hydrated and drunk at the same time,”

I fully expect Nick Saban to come down hard on these two men and dock them a full game’s pay.

This is why things don’t get better. People are fucking stupid.

Gross, no. I said empathy issues, not mental issues.

You’re crazy.

No

Have you ever watched Key and Peele? Do you get paid for this? Are you ripping off the review for the Guy Fieri Times Square restaurant? Am I doing it right?

Tyrus Thomas, Stro Swift and Anthony Randolph were just different names for a single ridiculously athletic, underperforming LSU power forward.