They can dub the stadium “The Savage Land” and change the team name to the Saurons!

Also affecting his play...being Brock Osweiler

You are glorious.

The flice must spow ... I mean, the mice flust ... the spust ... dammit!

When I choke my smurf it turns purple.

Let me answer your question with another question. How long did “the sky is falling, the end is nigh!” rhetoric from the conservative party last when Obama was elected president?

“The Thing, Michigan

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

so the first thing he’s going to do is eliminate american jobs? Hmmm...

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

From the photo, it looks like they’re fighting fire with smoke.

Let me get this straight... you’re not supposed to feed polar bears, but this guy fed the polar bears. You’re not supposed to chain your dogs, but this guy chained his dogs. And then when this guy didn’t feed the polar bears, they ate one of the chained dogs. Is that what I’m reading here?

Right. What this GIF Party needs is a pair of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders gifs.

That’s what I look like when the BBQ is almost done.

It runs on his smug satisfaction, which is always in ample supply.

Yeah! The eagle-snake-buffalo guy! That was one of those shows that you should only watch when you’re disturbingly intoxicated. Even then, it made no sense, but if you were fucked up enough it was hilarious anyway.

This deserves two stars.

Autoplay is always a startling and obnoxious thing when multiple tabs are open. Always takes me a second to find the right one.