♫ You load 16 tons, what do you get ♫

Every car can serve briefly as a plane. 

Someone clearly destroyed one of his horcruxes.

Giggity.

To further add to the how messed up that whole situation is the 2 tribes closest to that school, the Waccamaw and the Lumbee, aren’t federally recognized. They may have limited protection from this dress code. It’s ridiculous.

Never in my life have I read such a perfect description of a human being. Holy shit.

They’re like if Jared Leto and Jared Leto had a baby.

Sit on their face and tell them that you love them...!

Chernobyl Farms: Our chicken isn’t woke! We’re not even sure it’s chicken...

The headline makes absolutely no sense. The quality of writing here is nosediving.

You should fix your headline. The grammar is terrible. It makes it sound like the cop was dating the 15 year olds daughter. 

*Longform piece from an actual touches-grass real world activist about the uselessness of Extremely Online Leftists*

Man is that dude weird looking. He and Anya Taylor-Joy should hook up and produce some seriously disconcerting children.

I’m totally shocked at this revelation. I had no idea the Tennessee legislature had a sexual harassment policy. 

I never know how sincere they are in their wildly erroneous stated beliefs about LGBTQ+ folks preying on kids, but I'm becoming increasingly convinced that their only objection to the idea is that they don't want the competition. 

<scoffs> Scrub console players should just git gud already.

This is an interesting case for “you might want to limit your use of “bruh” to your friends and cousins, not the mayor.”

If it isn’t work, then it must be easy. So what’s stopping critics from doing it?

Dude, he just wrote the article, don’t shoot the messenger.