That’s why it locked her kid in and tried to roast it: reducing competition for Musk’s progeny. 

Who is it?

I have to say, your username would make a GREAT low budget SyFy movie.

If all the other news stories about people being hurt, maimed or killed with these social media challenges haven’t stopped people, I don’t think one more is going to make a difference.

And that’s why large breasts are referred to as “the most common superpower”

When the right hand doesn’t know what the right hand is doing...

If not, can we volunteer him?

Skirts aren’t the only dress code issue at this school, there’s also hair:

For now, I’m “Potential Casualty” but I’m still working on getting more options.

It’s finger-licking good! All 16 of them!

Don’t want us to pay for travel expenses? Then how about we station our troops in states where we won’t need to? Closing a few bases in deep red states will change their minds REAL quick.

This conversation isn’t the only thing that needs to be wrapped up...

Not just any comic book villain, he’s cosplaying as Reverend William Stryker.

Not sure how accurate it is, but I’ve read that ancient Egyptians would let their attractive deceased mothers and daughters “ripen” a few days after death before contacting the embalmers, to reduce the temptation...

Actually, if you are looking for peak “crotch barely obscured by yellow fabric” - you need to check out clips of Phil Wang’s Bruce Lee outfit on Britain’s “Taskmaster”.

Step one: clean out fridge for the first time in forever...

My big question on the AI images is why does it have such a problem with appendages? How can it do such a good job on the rest of the image, but still ends up with hands with a dozen fingers and Rob Liefeld feet? I haven’t seen any AI generated images of male nudity, but I can imagine what horrible hentai…

Brings new meaning to shotgun wedding.

I had one similar about 10 years ago, a friend of mine used Halloween props to make them. I always did like having a “thumb” drive.

From what came out yesterday, it looks like Diablo IV is going that route, but I’ll wait until more details come out before I agree to shit on it...