17 of the 20 top-performing fake election stories were “overtly pro-Donald Trump or anti-Hillary Clinton.” And on Monday, Gizmodo reported that Facebook developed a tool to fight fake news stories that ended up disproportionately affecting right-wing news sites

Not even a little surprised. Previous footage has shown Officer Kirby to be way too trigger happy.

See, driving while White is also dangerous!

That was fucking magnificent.

“Form of... a teamup! Shape of... a pear!”

I like a robot that can be defeeted by a slight breeze.

Ok, now that they’ve namedropped the superfriends on supergirl, how long do we have to wait until Kara drops by Lena’s office to find her noshing on a snack cake, and have Lena confess to “Stealing like 40 of them” from the office breakroom.

Business as usual.

I mean clearly the mailbox thing is supposed to be a trailer shaped middle finger, but it’s one I wholly endorse. The way I look at it is this: the moment they can tell him he can’t do that, which on the surface of it is pretty innocuous, what’s the next thing they tell someone they can’t do? Park their lifted truck…

I rolled my ankle just watching this.

Half an hour later, the patient was hungry again. Tends to be the case with chinese food.

Sadly, the trial patients later mutated into flesh-eating abominations and ate Dr. Yu and his entire team.

My original theory was that he would get impeached 6 months in (give or take 3 months). My new theory is that he will quit before the inauguration.

I’m definitely not watching. The next day is my birthday, and I’m thinking I’m going to be treating myself to another tattoo. It will be the last three words in this panel:

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!

but don’t ignore the facts just to fit the meme

I like bananas. I like peanuts. I have no feelings about lettuce (does anybody have feelings about lettuce?) I really hate mayonnaise. This is a ridiculous recipe.

What other items plugged into the wall (aside from electric blanket) do people usually keep in their bed?

By the way, Rachel, fantastic tag for the article...