Hugely excited for Generation X. I hope some of the old cast members can maybe show up as teachers, or something. (You know, the ones that aren’t dead.)

Judging by personal experience, they weren’t nearly surprised enough when he tried to stuff it in one hole and it went in another.

I don’t know, I have trouble imagining her caring about things, moving quickly, throwing a punch, etc.

Yes! Hire Dan Harmon to write Squirrel Girl! Then I know for sure what movie they’ll make me watch on a loop in Hell!

1. Things continue until someone dies on the field.

I guess only Mr. Newton can really explain the gravity of the situation.

I can’t believe I had to scroll down for like ten seconds to find this.

Dave Matthews Band usually waits until they’re onstage to shower crowds in unfathomable amounts of shit.

Clicked on article for this, thank you!

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Kid from the Make A Wish Foundation knew he should have just asked for a table dance.

Good to see that the future of the Darwin Awards is safe in the hands of today’s youth.

Hell is other people.

They deserve Supreme Court Justice Barack Obama.

Good lord with as many of them that can fit into a tiny car then an army of clowns could pour out of a bus if they steal one.

*wipes the coffee off my screen*

To be fair she was rather noisy and he was trying to catch some shut-eye between questions.

Trump has no core convictions other than wanting to use the presidency for his own aggrandizement and a weapon to destroy his enemies, but Pence, Pence definitely wants a theocracy and that should scare the shit out of people.

Literally no one uses hooves anymore. FOR THE LONGEST TIME.