Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

I’m gonna cross stitch “Here there be assholes” frame it and hang it in my entry hall.

The only good bug is a dead bug. Do your part, citizen.

Damn rough way for Arnold Palmer to go

The Texans Were Tremendously Incompetent

Looks like another Jets pass that ended up in the wrong hands.

Doesn’t this essentially mean that eggs are chicken periods?

I was going to say this but you beat me to it.

Can we stop beating this dead horse?

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

If they do overlap with color rush nights, I for one, will be jealous of our color blind brethren.

When you think about it, it makes sense that it doesn’t work well on androids.

ah, into the euro scene then?

“it hit me, I should have just went out of bounds and lived to the next play”

God dammit! We gotta go through another season of this shit?

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

What doth life?

I hope we never encounter this Pokemon.