“I don’t want him anywhere near my team,” one front office executive said. “He’s a traitor.”

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

Pretty sure you mean: “he hanjo”

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

I think Truman Capote would be a fucking annoying ghost. Now I’m thinking about which deceased celebrity would be a fun ghost. Liz Taylor? Zelda Fitzgerald?

Paul Bettany fucking sucks at diving, but he was good as the Robot Boy in Avengers 2: the Avengening.

“The single worst thing that has ever happened to an Armenian”

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

The real story is how incredibly incompetent her doctors were in diagnosing her. They thought she had lupus for Christ’s sake.

You think Berman settled some scores?

Du Li noted.

That must have been one helluva phone bank.

*exceptional

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

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I didn't know that Abigail Fisher had changed her name.

I didn’t know Carl Weathers played for the White Sox.

It doesn’t make sense that they wouldn’t have a 2nd person look at that play before moving on. I can’t believe they didn’t double Czech.

Bell is learning the hard way that when you put on that Pittsburgh Steelers uniform, they expect you to bee where you’re supposed to bee.

The only way I’d believe he actually forgot about the test is if he admitted it was because he was high. What a fucking prick.