This would have worked better with another character, since it would have avoided the whole meta “the original Sulu actor is gay IRL so we’re kinda referencing it I guess maybe?” thing.

Someone better get that man to a pokemon center, stat!

Well ain’t that a kick in the head.

Oh god, I think Page should transfer this one to Professor Oak

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Dana White is excited about finally being able to afford to add other fingers to his thumb of a face.

*Bobby Bonilla wakes up on pile of money, considers objecting, goes back to sleep on pile of money*

LETS GET READYYYYYY TO CRRRRRRRUUUMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLEEE!!

I can understand the thinking, but if it’s a staggering amount of money, then it’s pretty unreasonable for the theater to bear the entire cost of it, isn’t it? They didn’t do anything wrong and they’re out nearly three-quarters of a million dollars.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

Based on his upbeat response to this terrible accident it would be a great story if Imhof can work hard and continue his career, but I’m afraid he’s going to lose focus.

I think it’s even simpler.

A chain of expletives.

Accusations of your sexual proclivities

An off-topic comment about gun nuts and/or Trump.

A sarcastic observation.

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I am guessing he wasn’t at a Dodge dealership?

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.