If he promises to stand an entire game, the Browns would be interested.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

Duh. They ARE made of people.

The Packers, who are instead owned by many of them

“Oh, sure, but a white man uses every part of the chicken and people get all squeamish.” —Ronald McDonald

In other news, the ivy they wanted trimmed back is still there, and Jeff the maintenance guy hasn’t clocked out. #makesyouthink

“Here’s a suitably goofy new TV spot for the movie.”

If only there was some kind of illegal radio station that ECU could employ...

“the greatest risk is for North Carolina”

For some reason, I pictured dancing Wicket in the old Six Flags commercial.

Don’t you mean, “Snoke and mirrors?”.

Whatever the role it’ll probably be small.

Did you post this with a time-delay? Or are you confused about what “quitting io9" means?

Right? A black guy who’s a doctor??? ;)

You seem fun. Actually, I just logged in to say: people and “vibes” like you are why I finally quit io9 last week.

Christ Marie, is a MINERAL!

I just thought about the keyboard scene in wanted. Chris Pratt wouldn’t have gotten up after a shot from this keyboard.