That header image is outstanding. Whoever made should (and likely is) feel very proud of themselves.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

I’m gonna cross stitch “Here there be assholes” frame it and hang it in my entry hall.

The only good bug is a dead bug. Do your part, citizen.

Damn rough way for Arnold Palmer to go

Yeah, that’s not really Ig Nobel.

The brand personality of rocks piece is ground breaking.

The Texans Were Tremendously Incompetent

Looks like another Jets pass that ended up in the wrong hands.

Doesn’t this essentially mean that eggs are chicken periods?

I was going to say this but you beat me to it.

Can we stop beating this dead horse?

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

It is a way to give “cosplaying” children Maui’s tattoos without printing those water-based things on your children from neck to waist and all down the arms. If it were too light-colored (to match other skin-tones) you’d be offended. If it was just the leaf-toga then little boys’ wouldn’t’ve wanted it because the…

Well if the point is to tell a group of people who already believe ICP sucks that ICP indeed sucks than that point is rather fucking lazy. Thank you for agreeing with me. Her next article “AIDS is bad” is going to change things around io9.

seems like more of a Go-Bot, imo

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

Challenge excepted.