“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department

Remember when you could join a cult without being in peak physical condition?

Someone offers to pay you to lick pussy, ask a couple questions first.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

He just always says the wrong thing, like he has cancer of the mouth or something.

While we wait...

i’ll just leave this here.

While everyone else is arguing over intent, let me propose this:

I saw this Saturday and thought they got the right wing frothing down pat. I loved the mention of evil doers and the way they printed Obamas middle name in all caps.

I’m sorry she wounded your precious sensitivities.

You do know you’re probably going to Hell for that, right?

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

Well, why else would the kid on the bench be wearing that “Always Dripping” shirt?

Something tells me this was a genius customer service scheme to allow the devs to reapond to glitches by suggesting players eat shit and die.

PENETRATION!

Sanchez is the perfect mentor for a young QB learning the ins and outs of 18 year olds.

I take the elevator if I have to fart because I am a bad person.