Yeah, he’s going to read this and get his feelings hurt.

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.

What the fuck did invading Iraq have to do with 9/11?

I think you might need to Moove on.

this is a solid, well put together joke, unlike Ravin’s arm.

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could make that joke you didn’t stop to think if you should.

So, does that make Evan a friend with Bennyfits? :)

Best. Comment. This. Year.

Oh sure, its easy for a guy to run a 4.61 with his dick and balls inside his shorts...

COTD! Well done!

Hilarious!!!

You win all the stars, even if you’re black because we are more progressive than the Oscars.

You just made me shat myself.

You sir win the Oscar.

+1 FTW! I just couldn’t breathe after I read that!

Is it a coincidence that the same day Carnival rescues 16 immigrants they remove 16 job postings from their website?

The captain of the migrants’ vessel also related that a St. Louis sports-themed cruise had spotted them earlier that day and attempted to run them down.

For my money this is the champ:

Most interesting thing to happen to the game of golf since Tiger Woods’ wife picked up a 9-iron.

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.