Well, there goes that boner...

Found your next banana recipe.

Looks like a young Titus Welliver to me.

And here we have another shining example of “I know he said “x”, but what he really means is “y”. Please go support the Great Orange Shitlord somewhere else.

You don’t have to add any bathrooms, just change the signage and put locking handles on the doors. Boom, single-occupancy restroom.

I’ll be really surprised if Trump isn’t impeached within the first six months. Hell, he may find a way to get impeached before he takes the oath.

Over the past year, I’ve unfollowed every Trumpaloopa on my friends list on FB, with the intention of following them again after the election. Fuck that. I forsee a weekend of much drinking and mass unfriending in my near future.

This sure feels a lot like the Brexit vote. “It’ll never happen!”

So, anyone else starting to panic?

Armed: Handgun. Heavily Armed: “Assault Rifle” Of course, you also have to keep this in mind:

I’m thinking it may be a letter from a Bill Belichick, but not the Bill Belichick.

Personally, I’m looking forward to Supreme Court Justice Barack Obama.

You deserve a negative for wasting the “shit-eating grin” comment.

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+1 - I want to shake your hand, unless it’s already shaking.

When I saw the picture, I thought someone had tried to photoshop in the “Crying Jordan” face, and failed miserably.

Here’s one of the best examples of how messed up this guy was (Warning: Child Sexual Assault): https://jackchick.wordpress.com/2011/04/01/chick-tract-review-lisa/

Red Dead 2: Lamplight Boogaloo?

At the plant my dad worked at, they had a picture posted on the Safety bulletin boards. A guy had neglected to remove his wedding ring, and got it caught on an industrial press, Not only did it rip his finger off, it pulled the tendon out of his arm. Apparently, in the picture, it looked like a skinny hairless rat.