Usually when you’re a person who tends to “c’mon guys.”

I ran across Xavier late one night channel surfing, and I honestly thought I had had a stroke. My brain just gave up on trying to understand what was going on.

Solo so low?

And the gold medal winner for most obvious take of these comments goes to...

I’d want a relaxing haunting, so maybe Bob Ross?

He has a more natural-looking prosthesis for when he want’s to wear both boots.

I see stories like this, and the first thing that pops into my head is what I could DO as a financial advisor to NFL players. Give me three months, and I could retire.

He’s one of those people that agrees with the slogan “Keep Portland Weird”, but doesn’t realize he’s on the wrong coast.

The NFL - The Rio Olympics of American sport.

Execution cuts recidivism by 100%.

This... may be excessive.

Like in Dr. McNinja, where his dad’s and granddad’s facial hair grows through their masks.

I bet the strippers I pay to bite me charge a lot less than she does, but otherwise: Celebrities! They’re just like us!

This stopped being funny a long time ago.

The idea is disturbing at first, but after a bit of thought, I wouldn’t mind a leather coat made from skin grown from my own DNA.

Well, the UFC probably wants a tomato can for DC, just as a consolation prize. What will be hilarious is if Silva steps up with no notice, and wins.

An off-topic comment about gun nuts and/or Trump.

Someone carrying loaded guns around in a duffel bag deserves to be dead, it’s just lucky no one else was hurt.

Almond squeezins!

Man, I can’t believe I JUST NOW figured out the joke in the title of the game. I fear I am no longer infantile enough to truly enjoy South Park.