Ugh, they just don’t taste the same once they’ve been frozen.

No humans died making the Hobbit, but over 25 animals were killed during filming.

I wouldn’t call that private property argument shaky, since it was upheld in the Minnesota Supreme Court in 1999. To quote that ruling, “neither the presence of public financing alone nor the public financing coupled with an invitation to the public to come onto the property is sufficient to transform privately owned…

To be clear, I’m not commenting on the source article, I am commenting on the article given here, as it was written. I have no problem with taking a poorly written dead animal story, and running with it. As opposed to taking a dead animal, and running with it. Down here in the swamp, we call that “fast food”.

Yes, I’m assuming that’s what happened also, but it’s not what the article says. Can I be faulted for joking about it when the article clearly states “it was put down with a taser”? And I’m pretty sure you can kill a 40 pound animal with tasers. It may just take multiple tasers and multiple shocks. It being South…

OK, that’s slightly better. The article gives the impression that they lit it up with the tasers until it smoked.

They probably got the “international” designation from South American drug flights.

Another name for “nuisance animal” is “target”. I’m wondering if using the taser meant less paperwork, because I’m thinking this is one of the rare instances that a bullet would have been the more humane option. Of course, relocation, a wild animal rescue group or even a zoo would have been even more humane than…

Stepped into this thread looking for mastubatory fodder, found a reason to give up on any sort of sex forever. Um, thanks?

The “artist” should repaint it, glue some Spanish moss around the chin and neck, and say it’s Andrew Luck.

It’s even worse when you realize that your mom is IN it.

Troll learned a new word! Glad I could expand your vocabulary tonight!

The point is, that between consenting adults, a safeword is a hard stop, no ifs, ands or buts.

No, it’s hyperbole. An exaggerated statement to illustrate a point.

That’s not just the bottom line of “no”, it’s the entire book. If you’re having sex with someone while on a ledge, and the only way you could possibly stop is by throwing yourself off the ledge, when they use their safeword, you throw yourself off the ledge, and ask if they’re ok on your way down. There are NO…

Investigated, not convicted. If a person is not convicted of a crime, it won’t show up on a background check. Since his wife didn’t press charges, and the police didn’t take it any further, he legally did not commit domestic violence.

Those burrs! One time, I managed to pick up one on my sock, and didn’t realize it. In the washing machine, it transferred to the inside front of a pair of boxers. I found it by putting them on. I WAS NOT HAPPY.

Looks like someone in the crowd got a great souvenir!

I have developed a Pavlovian response to that phrase. As soon as I see “It’s all about ethics in...” I suffer from an overwhelming urge to rip my brain out through my eye sockets.

The only thing that surprises me about this incident is that it DIDN’T take place in Florida.