When being attacked by a crazy person, don’t expect coherent coversation from them. For example, “What’s the frequency, Kenneth!”

A systemic doping and bribery scandal, and all of the comments are jokes about one man’s name: Dick Pound.

My local news site just went with the standard “rappel”, but of course they misspelled it (x4): repel, repelling, repellers, repelled. Amazingly enough, they actually fixed it when they updated the article.

TL;DR. Needs more pictures.

...bigoted Dwarf Barbarian from a small town tavern who is uncomfortable around old people (they smell like death).

I saw the body bag, a gimp suit and a 55 gallon drum of deodorizer. With those choices, I was really surprised to NOT see a tarp and a shovel.

That was my first thought as well, but I bet it's going to end up being a failed suicide attempt. Or, this being a horror story and all, a SUCCESSFUL suicide, with him wearing the scalp to cover the huge gaping hole in the back of his head.