Oh boo hoo kid. You’re bitching about a people that wanted sovereignty, they got it, but now they want a vote for a country they aren’t actually a part of? HA! Good joke.

Take your star, you glorious son of a bitch.

No one cares.

Maybe, like, get a fucking P.O. box.

Said delegate will then be promptly ignored and absolutely not given voting rights. They wanted sovereignty, they got it - now shut up and enjoy your garbage land.

You need a girlfriend.

Did he have to memorize all those specific lines? “Do you swear you are who you claim to be yadda yadda yadda”

Pays the least? Do you not know what hockey and soccer are?

It’s almost like the people that question this don’t understand that you’ve basically signed up for a few years of punishment in return for a lifetime of vacation free of worry.

You’re not wrong, and personally if I were Andrew Luck I’d have just flipped them all the bird when they booed. If they’re so interested in winning they can stand behind that wet tissue paper of an offensive line and got steamrolled by jacked 260lb men with the force of a bullet train every down.

I’m thinking Luck may want to hire some private security, we all know what happened to the last people who pissed OJ off.

I always thought this was funny - “Believe in something, even if it means giving up everything..In return for a massive sponsorship deal worth more than my entire previous career.”

More or less, mostly due to the fact that the state is bringing the case and not the private party. “Complainant,” however, would be fully appropriate.

To be fair, my first thought when seeing a woman running around a motel parking lot naked in the middle of the night is not “maybe I can help her.” I’d probably have called the cops though.

I’ll be honest with you, you have a point, but I learned pretty quick after the first one that you’re better off just letting them be crazy and disappear in to the night.

I’m confused which dumbass attorney thinks “obnoxious, belligerent, and remorseful” are qualities that can all exist at the same time.

Well, that’s most likely true and not something I have any knowledge of or desire to debate. I was thinking more along the lines that literally everything the U.S. signs (most notably the Geneva Convention, where I believe that caveat was thrown in) maintains that our sovereignty is absolute.

Where’d you go to law school? Correspondence school?

Clashtalk was hilarious because its where commenters went to escape the sycophantic bullshit of the normal comments section. The people that complained about it were the bloggers and creepy obsessive commenters that think the bloggers are their “friends.”

Unfortunately for you, calling Jia Tolentino a petty asshole and lamenting the loss of respectful, measured discussion are in exactly the same vein.