Fuck man, now their iPhones are going to cost $850 instead of $800!

Nobody enjoyed the work of Jia Tolentino, Watson, or KK. Nobody with more than a couple brain cells, anyway.

You don’t even know the definition of the word gaslighting. Take your nonsense back to Splinter.

Counterpoint: She was never refused service. She was told her order couldn’t be taken in the window. If you can’t put two and two together of what your next step should be, then nobody can help you.

I don’t know, why do you buy things made in China or Thailand? Why do you buy Apple phones? Why Nikes? Because convenience trumps morality any and all times.

I’m willing to bet she’s the same type of person that probably says “I’m so sick of guys not willing to date me or talk to me just because I’m deaf.”

She wasn’t denied service either, numb nuts. All the employee said was he couldn’t do a full order at the window. If you can’t reach the very obvious solution to that problem you shouldn’t even be driving a car.

This chick is obviously not very smart. The employee literally said “Can’t do it, too busy” and instead of just parking the car and going in, she opted to..block the drive thru? News flash: If you’re fucking deaf you’re not handicapable, you’re handi-fucking-capped.

Losing money year over year is a pretty weird indicator of “success.” I also hear that greenlighting a hit piece on the people who sign your checks is terrible for your career.

Bernie hasn’t released his returns yet either. Presumably his wife is still looking for them.

Citation needed.

Federal law overrules anything the UN says, it was a wonderful little caveat we threw in there when we joined.

It triggered Rafi pretty well.

That person just loses the game, we know nobody ever LEAVES the gulag.

Vegans and socialists are both equally as insufferable?

Could you consider the CCP a dictator of sorts?

Ah yes, wonderful socialism, otherwise known as “I know how to spend your money better than you do, don’t worry.”

Tell that to all those dead Russians.

So basically if we just let him die instead of force feeding him, Crosbie would then instead be writing an article screaming bloody murder with such notable clips like “WELL WHY DIDN’T WE DO ANYTHING?” And “NOBODY THOUGHT TO FORCE FEED HIM? THE HUMANITY!”

Man, KK’s boyfriend has a lot of Kinja accounts.