First they came for the vapers, and nobody gave a shit.

Not only will it be worse, it will be a lot worse. Vapers drink tons of craft beer which is horrible for you, way worse than Miller Lite which has a cooler can anyway. Vapers will have a new class of human body in 20 years, something we don’t have right now and can barely understand. Vaper Body is what they’ll call…

I think vaping makes you an asshole.  I don’t know anyone who vapes that is not an asshole.  Some were assholes to begin with so maybe there isn’t a direct correlation.  Either way, I think it’s stupid and it would piss off a lot of assholes.  So, let’s go ahead and get rid of those things.

 
the new rules criminalize anyone simply owning four or more flavored (that is, anything that isn’t flavorless or simply “tobacco flavored”) vape products, because that person is “presumed to possess said items with the intent to sell.”

Personally, I try to incorporate the three R’s into my daily life.  I work in an industry where both the gov’t and private citizens are working very well together to help emissions.  I try not to use too many one use bottles etc...but, unless Greta wants to be realistic and at least commit to some military action…

Step 1 for the Global Climate Warrior: Make sure your Gulfstream 450 uses nothing higher than 113 octane AvGas. Anything more than that wouldn’t be environmentally sound.

Stupid children. Stay in school. 

The reason strikes for organized labor are effective is because that labor is needed by someone. And so management has no choice but to negotiate if their workers are striking and they can’t replace them. Boycotts can also be effective because the business depends on having customers to make money. But unless you are…

Wait, let me check - do Exxon and Mobil still exist? Yes?

Awww, I guess you didn’t read the correction in the Times....

Lots of bubble gum flavor vapers in the audience this morning...

Sure... you’re not pro-vape... you just believe that we shouldn’t address any problems unless we manage to solve all problems first. Middle schoolers sneaking into the bathroom to suck on strawberry shortcake ice cream flavored vape juice? Sure we could just quickly prohibit the sale of drugs that taste like candy but…

Good lord. I hope the Republicans turn your emotionally unstable clown party into dust next year. 

That is a beautiful picture

In this case, he means that she’s a no-talent, homophobic, centrist hack of an affirmative action hire that lacks any kind of insight but inexplicably still has a job.

I got upset hearing 3% of women are battered. I've been eating mine plain

It’s always funny to see the morons who say it’s an NFL problem.

He was hoping with that last name that nobody cared, but the NFL got Dodson here.

Now, if a restaurant just charges a small 2-5% line item at the end of your check for “employee benefits,” that’s not replacing the tip. It just means hey, there’s a little extra fee on your bill so the restaurant can offer health insurance or paid time off.

Um, Proud Over-Thinker, I think you are actually under-thinking.