Who the fuck is walking around with six or more sex toys on them?

You’ve really scored a hit with this account, I love the commitment to the bit.

You can’t use a fog machine on an airplane, either.

I’m assuming it was set that way intentionally to just make it an outright ban on retail packages without actually having to say it was an outright ban. Now why they felt they had to be so circuitous with their language, I have no idea, because I don’t think anyone that matters would be up in arms about an outright…

Well, at least we now know that Rafi has approximately zero idea how sentencing guidelines work.

This is fucking comment gold, right here.

It’s both - climate scientists have been screaming that the end is nigh since the 80's, and literally nothing has changed. Every time there’s a random fluctuation in temperature that doesn’t even wildly deviate from cycles from 100 years ago, they point and say “SEE!!!!!” Weather has been cyclical for as long as we’ve…

Don’t worry, I intentionally don’t recycle, drive everywhere, and blast my AC just to counter all your absurd suggestions.

Nothing says “I know what I’m talking about” like a bunch of pre-pubescent children!

“This is bullshit! I only want my nicotine if it tastes like fucking birthday cake!”

Would that be unpleasant? Asking for a friend.

rrpete’s post was literally the textbook definition of the Chewbacca defense. The topic at hand is banning candy flavored vape liquid and somehow he made a 90 degree turn to starvation and abuse and for whatever reason considers it pithy and relevant. Mind numbing.

Clearly you haven’t seen some of the women out there.

White Knighting still isn’t going to get you laid, man.

Any oil concern is the world’s concern.

I mean, if you live in a desert you absolutely will be able to use all that power.

Listen man, we’ve all had a few nights where we drink too much and eat an entire order of Domino’s cheesy bread. It happens.

You mean that FBI that was caught red-handed acting based on their political leanings rather than..You know, actual evidence? That FBI?

Eat a fat bag of shit, Boddiger. You suck at your job - and don’t worry, once you’re fired from here the dominos will continue to collapse and all your other gigs will let you go.

Love how Boddiger had time to post this, but not the retraction or update the NYT or WSJ did.