Nobody gives a fuck cgo, you moron.

I tried reading your post but all I saw was “Uwahhhhhh I can’t get my way uwahhhh!” I think it’s a kinja problem?

Speaking of getting “more unhinged by the day,” have you checked a mirror recently?

So looking at Karu Daniels’ past spotlights...He has written for approximately zero reputable outlets.

Man, with the right amount of buttermilk and low light, all women can be delicious.

As opposed to the Antonio Brown rape case, where the alleged victim’s response was “Sorry too busy getting married and prepped for deposition by my attorneys?”

Are only fucking shitty college age political activists reading this site now? Who the fuck forgets about Jurassic Park?

“Dear Salty,

Nah, you won’t be paying anything for a trip, because Uber and Lyft will just say fuck it and not let anyone operate in CA. Problem solved.

No, that would be called “journalism.” Kotaku does not practice journalism, they practice blogging and hit pieces for clicks.

This is some rock solid kinja.

Welcome to Kotaku, where logic and facts are irrelevant and virtue signaling and wokeness are paramount. Gaming comes a distant third to bitching about why there aren’t more minority or trans protagonists, or why guys that are attracted to young women are “disgusting.” Brought to you exclusively by “Those Convention…

I love how nobody on this network of sites knows the definition of “gaslighting” and just uses it as a substitute for “lying.”

..Showing your dick to 18 year olds while you’re in your 30's isn’t..illegal..At all..So what’s your point?

“He deserves to lose his career for..Something! Douchebaggery! Yeah, just not being a saint! PILLORY HIM!”

Considering not a single journalist ran with this story, the problem would be in games blogging, but we’ve all known that Kotaku/GMG as a whole as never had any ethics or integrity - they’ve been nothing but a bullshit factory churning out vaguely and shakily sourced rumors since their inception.

“Something Something power imbalance! Something Something HE’S GUILTY NO MATTER WHAT.” That’s Kotaku’s basic stance on anything. There’s only an imbalance of power if you let there be one. If you put yourself at a disadvantage, don’t be surprised when someone takes advantage of you.

You mean you’re a terrible aspiring comedian. Go watch Nanette one more time and think about how “inspired” you are.

“Shut up, we know exactly how to create a Utopian society! The first step is to just kill everyone who doesn’t agree with us!”

I actually do think Twilight Princess was decent looking, and the kind of darker atmosphere seemed to be nice. Wii Mechanics being shoehorned in to games always irritated me, because it simply wasn’t accurate - and then Nintendo’s bullshit move of “Hey look, now you have to buy this motion plus to make it work like it…