Pang hasn’t been that skinny in at least half a decade.

You actually have a very realistic outlook on the election, which I deeply appreciate - Bernie is never going to be president. The guy is basically an old codger yelling at people to get off his lawn - but I hate to tell you, the left has (at this point) maybe a 40% chance of winning the election. If the economy still…

Blah blah supposed recession that never hits, blah blah, OH GOD THE ARCTIC, blah blah.

I’d take a “bored, drunk midwesterner” over anyone from the West Coast any day of the week. Most notably Californians.

Splinter commenters just love Bernie because he’ll make everything free and try to erase the massive student loan debt they accrued for getting their Ethnic Studies degree at some prissy liberal arts school to the tune of 37k a year.

Because Bernie and Warren aren’t at all expired, no siree..

That supposed “1% centrists” sure kicked your ass in 2016, huh?

Do you like losing elections? Because this is how you lose elections.

Probably because Jay Inslee says dumb shit like “Our house is on fire” in reference to climate, when it is not at all true.

Reparations are never happening. Get over it.

I’ll admit, when those retards say “wypipo” it’s basically the reverse of anyone saying “Nigger.” I’ll even admit I called tons of my friends in college “niggas” when they did something lame, and they were all white/asian at the time. You can make the argument each way, but the African kid we had as a pledge and…

Is it? Not gonna lie, I’ve eaten Subway maybe 4 times in my whole life - I’m either going for Quizno’s or just buying some shaved steak or deli meats + sub rolls at the grocery store and making it myself.

Woman is somehow sexist to other woman for suggesting she likely fucked her way to her position, welcome to 2019!

Misreads statement that never claimed Mexico offered asylum, simply that they offered temporary work visas and assistance until they could figure out what to be done with. Idiotically assumes that any sovereign nation is obligated to assume burden of people who just didn’t like their lot in life. Thinks their snarky…

No one on the Root wants discussion. They only want their narrative, they live in a bubble where they are “oppressed” every day, and need someone to blame for all their piss poor luck or decisions. “Racist talking points” isn’t even a thing, it’s just what you call “opinions I dislike.”

Then tell Mexico to get their shit together. They can stay over there, or they can be jailed here - pick your poison. Mexico already offered them work visas and help finding work when they first crossed over, and the migrants told them to kick rocks. That’s a pretty reliable indicator that these people aren’t seeking…

At the risk of sounding like I’m singling out black people (not trying to), everyone over there has convinced themselves that anything negative that happens to anyone of color in their lives is the fault of the evil white man “oppressing” them. It’s a dangerous way of trying to absolve oneself of any personal…

Seriously, why can’t I order an entree worth 1100 calories at a restaurant and eat half, then save the other half for lunch or dinner the next day? Especially if I don’t think I’m going to snack? 70% of peoples’ issues with food is snacking and pure junk food like chips and shit.

Most bread possesses minimal amounts of sugar at most, and 0 at least. If it’s spiking your blood sugar you’re already diabetic and fucked for life anyway.

No, of course not. Only the USA is safe. Every.Single.Inch of Mexico is declared dangerous according to the progressive left.