She won’t be, so you can plan to keep crying.

Wrong. What ICE defines as “healthy” is a lack of visible illness, and no illness stated by the attending parent. So basically, she probably died of something congenital. Children don’t get fucking aneurysms from 99% of illnesses, retard. What are you implying, that she got fucking meningitis?

40 mil on what grounds? $0 in potential earning power and $40m in pain and suffering + punitive damages? Not fuckin’ likely.

Mostly from personal anecdotal evidence, since the only time I’ve seen anybody drink Mad Dog was either as punishment (all the pledges had to do it on the first night. Needless to say, I never, ever tasted it again) or the people buying it were ancient black men. I’m not even sure what Mad Dog is classified as as a…

Aw, somebody can’t take a joke.

Oh I see. You’re one of “them.” Pass me one of those bottles of MD 20/20 you have over there, will you?

It’s kind of like asking, “if armed robbery is decriminalized, will there be more armed robberies?” Well, fucking obviously.

Community theater is a good way to describe Warren and Sanders’ platforms, as free healthcare and university for everyone, including illegals, as well as open borders, is all fiction. Shakespeare was more realistic in A Midsummer Night’s Dream than those policies.

So to summarize this article, it could have just said “ALL OF THEM! ALL THE QUESTIONS WERE BAD! FUCK YOU CENTRIST FASCISTS!” Did I get that right?

Nonsense, I’ve been reading Deadspin since even before Gawker absorbed it and tried to morph it in to a woke shitpile - there’s still funny content and plenty of great commenters over there. The Takeout is pretty solid usually, Gizmodo is hit or miss, and there is nothing more amusing than piercing the echo chamber of…

Most likely not, but who wants to chat with a bunch of humorless Black Panther-wannabes?

Personally I thought it was a pretty funny joke, but to be honest I don’t even bother looking at the Root anymore because I find it difficult to get through any of the articles there given that they’re chock full of honest-to-God racism that they actually believe.

What the fuck is “ableist?” And since when is it a problem to not like fat people? Nobody likes fat people.

Shitcan Libby and HamNo, hire Williamson. Let’s get this movement started.

Has Bernie implemented anything in his entire career? I’m not even sure if he’s ever managed to “implement” himself in to his wife during their whole marriage.

They were thinking of trying an all black cast, but then all the advertisers backed out because supporting televised domestic violence just didn’t seem like a great look.

Libby seems very confused on what the difference is between “urban,” “suburb,” and “rural.” She also doesn’t seem able to grasp the fact that generally the suburban and rural areas hate the bullshit that the urban politicians push in general. McCaskill’s statement wasn’t at all incorrect, and the NYT editor’s argument…

His point was that government handouts don’t play well outside the major midwestern cities..Which is true...But according to Libby Watson suburbs must not exist in the Midwest, it just goes immediately from urban dumpster to cowtown at the city limits.

Hey man, you have to call them womxn now, according to Jezebel. Also according to Jezebel, you can no longer call them female, and sooner or later we’ll just have to call them “Things.”

Pretty much looks like a dude with tits running, right?