I mean sure, to your average person who isn’t a professional athlete that’s a nice salary. But to the NFL that’s the price of a middling punter.

Love that you focused on just people’s property and not the other, more egregious things like violent rape and murder.

Do you realize how incredibly ignorant you sound? “It’s okay to kill THOSE people because they’re the enemies! Who cares that we stole all their property and possessions, then proceeded to execute them and toss them in ditches?”

Oh was it? Was that the reason they were desperately trying to get past the Berlin Wall and were shot dead for it? Sounds fucking AWESOME.

Was it? I thought they were ~8-9% ABV. I never took more than a few sips of one because it tasted like rancid ass.

Splinter only deals in absolutes, you know this.

Strange, because my parents are retired and are on Medicare now, and it’s garbage how much they charge them out the ass because of how much my father made when he was working.

Never heard of a pension, I see.

I’m always astounded as to why Splinter even touts polling anymore because it’s notoriously unreliable and the polling companies almost always tailor the results to favor their client anyway. “TONS OF PEOPLE WANT THIS!” No, they don’t. Not once you detail out how much higher their taxes will be, or that illegal…

Splinter: FUCK ALL THE OLD WHITE GUYS!...Except for ours. He’s the good one.

It doesn’t really matter who supports banning private insurance, since it is wholly illegal to do so. Also, polling is fucking useless since you’re never shown the cross-tabs and demographics besides maybe age and gender.

Libby, you may want to get this through your thick skull - Canada has deemed it unconstitutional to prevent the purchase of private insurance. The UK has a supplemental private insurance industry. Thus, it will be UN-FUCKING-CONSTITUTIONAL TO DENY A PRIVATE INSURANCE SYSTEM IN THE USA.

Jesus. Take your fucking star.

Calling the CFL “professional football” seems a tad generous.

I love that this garbage article has just spurned a plethora of savage burns on Libby.

Cuatro Crazy had to be temporarily pulled because it was legislated out of existence, which was because, as you said, idiots were drinking it like beer. It’s like the dumb fucks you see that will rip six or seven jagerbombs in a row not even realizing Jagermeister is 40% ABV. In short, when you’re mixing caffeine and…

I get this overwhelming feeling that Libby and HamNo are “that” couple that agrees on absolutely everything and just parrot things back to each other, and when they open their mouths to speak at a party you immediately want to strangle the life out of them.

Jesus Christ man, that one cuts deeeeeep. I like it..a lot.

I was always under the impression that gin was just pure ethanol that somebody left in a barrel with juniper for a few months and then sold.

Yeah I don’t know anyone who considered it “working class.” Unless by that they mean it was the most cash efficient option for getting wasted.