There is not a soul in this world that has ever drank Ouzo unless it was the last possible option. I would drain and ferment my own blood before I drank Ouzo.

Not a criminal defense attorney, you slovenly goon.

Wow, this was like 3500 words to say “Wah, why does youtube still allow content I don’t agree with.” They can’t legally fucking toss one thing under the assumption of offense and then allow fucking CBS?NBC?ABC? late night shows to lay out jokes calling Trump Putin’s cockholster. The blade will, and always has, cut…

The leeches that are exclusively campaign workers go on unemployment. They’re a worthless bunch anyway.

That picture certainly doesn’t LOOK like a “David.”

A whole lot of nothing, is my guess. I, as a lawyer, learned to look my clients straight in the eye and speak to them like human beings, even if I thought they did something stupid. It’s pretty easy when you get the hang of it, not trying to demean people.

I don’t believe that’s actually legal, since Geek Squad is useless and mostly just reformats the drive and reinstalls windows for non-hardware issue. That being said, your joke still tracks and I appreciate it.

Nah man, all that shit gets sent straight back to Apple. Apple/Sony products can’t be open box sold.

Did you never notice how when he talked his chin was ever so slightly tilted up, his tone always in that professorial speak? A lot of people don’t like that, especially from what they conceive as a guy who “Fuck you he grew up rich and white and then went to Harvard based on his rich white guardians(grandparents), who…

Except things were tougher back in the day. That’s kinda the point - don’t get complacent because shit is easier for you. Also there’s no way that isn’t photoshopped, since the WH lawn is definitely not handmowed.

I probably would have many, many years ago when I worked there. Returning an iPad that was opened meant the product went back to Apple anyway and I believe they ate the cost. Plus it required a substantial amount of computer gymnastics with all the random barcode scans and such that might save you from the next 3…

Recovery from what? Falling for Rachel Maddow’s two year grift of telling people that the “Mueller Report was going to fix everything?”

I’m confused by your comparison, because Best Buy does accept iPad returns, and that the iPads had different models based on whether they’d be connected to your cellular data service or not. Also, there is no food section in an electronics store?

What are you talking about? I spoke nonsense about things I knew virtually nothing about all the time, even when I was younger than 16. It’s called: Every book report I ever wrote.

Splinter flipping a shit about Michael Turner explaining that “exoneration” is really just subject to one’s opinion rather than fact. Really picking at the small bits, huh?

Ratcliffe never said anything about the need for a report, he simply said that because the office was now dissolved that Mueller no longer had any jurisdiction.

Hey Teri Sewell, did you know that Christopher Steele, whose dossier was used to obtain the FISA warrant, WAS A FORMER AGENT OF A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT?

Holy shit, what the fuck is Teri Sewell wearing? Is that like a discarded Michael Jackson suit coat?

Not even joking, I absolutely would eat that over current airline food standards. I don’t care if it was just chicken nuggets - fuck, I might even prefer chicken nuggets.

I agree, not to mention really the raise they got was kind of minimal when you calculate out 15*40 then *52, vs 15*50 then *52. It’s about what? 3-5k? You just KNOW Bernie had a lawyer in there trying to figure out a way to swindle out that “up to 50 hours” stipulation. Not to mention now the workers have to pay union…