You don’t seem to know the definition of “treason.”

Nobody likes you.

Splinter, in an effort to follow their “ORANGE MAN BAD!” guidelines, supports staying in Syria, after previously whining like a child about the USA being in Syria.

Honestly, I don’t think anyone even would’ve cared if Carter had died. He’s like the most forgetful of presidents.

I mean, I would assume so. I’d suppose it’d be like doing dip...I mean I used to smoke social during college when drinking, bumming cigarettes off people and I was fine, a few years ago I was drinking and asked my friend to let me try some of his dip...Within a minute or two I began to feel extremely lightheaded and…

Rachel Maddow is a man in a wig. Prove me wrong.

“Telling me I can’t vape is so fucking sexist!”

Ask if they have more?

Spicy!

The nicotine delivery via vaping is much faster than via cigarette, but briefer, so they’re basically just chasing a head high - like a drug addict.

“I QUIT SMOKING, NOW I JUST VAPE 40 TIMES AN HOUR!”

To channel Rude Negro:

HighLikeAnEagle, Online Law School Graduate.

Literally ever vaper I’ve seen in public looks like they’re trying to turn the fucking sky overcast by themselves.

That’s really, REALLY not helping their argument. Yeesh.

This deserves so many more stars.

Class-actions are taken on contingency.

People on the internet are going to infiltrate a women’s jail..?

“He’s a whistleblower!”

She doesn’t have any protections to invoke.