The world is an ugly place, sometimes ugly things need to be done. Could be worse, we could be like Venezuela, Russia, or China and have government sanctioned death squads!

“I blew the whistle...By leaking it to an international criminal!”

Mine are brisket flavored!..So to answer your question, no.

Chelsea Manning isn’t in jail for blowing the whistle. She’s in jail for contempt of court, she can come out whenever she wants, all she has to do is comply with the subpoena.

Oh, the humanity!

If it means anyone that uses the term “wonk” to describe themselves gets teabagged, I’m in.

To be honest, if HamNo caught a stray bullet in his yogurt spooning arm, I’d call it all worth it.

They don’t need to do anything, the military will be too busy gunning down rioting Antifa clowns.

Wait, you’re telling me DC isn’t going to be sacked by barbarians?

You don’t, either.

Hang around for a bit, you’ll get it.

You mean aside from myself, my family, and my friends?...No, not really. Whoever told you that the world gave a shit about you was lying, buddy, sorry to burst your bubble.

Or Biden strangely pressuring a foreign country to fire their attorney general which..Like, why would he have anything to do with that under normal circumstances?

Have you not noticed yet that dudebra is Tomatoface’s longest running bit?

Obvious ways to tell Splinter is nothing but an echo chamber #279:

Those are the BAD Muslims. Palestinians are the GOOD ones! - Splinter

It’s perfectly reasonable that she wanted to go there for spiritual reasons, and coincidentally the Israeli government was like “Hey we’ll pay for your trip if you give us some good publicity!”

Imagine being told you can’t accept free travel when its offered without a bunch of fruitcake activists losing their shit.

I love even more all the sycophants saying “Oh this review was fantastic! Guess I don’t need to see this movie anymore!” If you’re taking your movie opinions from a blogger on the fucking AV Club, I’m pretty sure that means you’re beyond saving.

Apparently according to Dowd, seeing your parents murdered in front of you as a child is neither traumatic nor a loss.