Yeah, but sorority girls also tend to be empty headed and absolutely willing to hop in bed with you if you’re in a fraternity and can throw a good party, so honestly that’s a worthwhile trade off.

“Salty, how do I solve this extremely simple problem that seemingly every other human being has managed to solve on their own?! I’m stumped!”

Jokes on you, that bony arm WAS the erection.

So what you’re saying is, your husband’s family’s genes are loaded with DNA markers for cancer, and ALSO have a congenital hemophilia defect.

You forgot c) Both of these people are weirdos.

A 3 person sample size couldn’t even prove which place I’m more likely to go for dinner.

Personally, I found Belichick intentionally getting a delay of game on a punt to try and get more room, then when it was declined trying to have a player perform a false start just for it to get declined again - at which point Belichick is desperately trying not to grin like an idiot, especially when the refs talk to…

This is a fantastic way to end the night.

Nobody is forcing them to continue to drive. They should never have known in the first place what the rider was paying for each separate fair. You should be able to mathematically work out a rough percentage if you have the aggregate rider fares and your total earnings over a certain period; if you’re incapable of…

Yes, I’m sure all of these people who only have the skills to drive a car in order to make money are certainly capable of building an entire mobile app and back end. They’d all be millionaires if only Uber/Lyft weren’t threatening to murder their families if they stopped driving!

So your neighbor is a retard because why would you be informing your insurance company that you were driving for Lyft or Uber? That’s not even a question they’d be asking you, and there’s no record to prevent you from lying. They’re not going to cover the lawsuit if you get in an accident with a passenger and the…

It became incredibly obvious why Gizmodo has always treated Uber/Lyft like shit swindlers and the drivers like heroes, when Spanfeller released employee guidelines that required the bloggers to *gasp* actually show up to the office, and dressed in appropriate work attire. According to Gizmodo, everyone should be able…

“I want to keep this job, with all its perks, but I want you to pay me $25/hour more for it.”

For some reason, people around here don’t seem to understand that what the rider is paying for the ride is literally none of the driver’s business.

This has nothing to do with knowing what they’re earning, they already know that. The drivers are bitching that they don’t know what the customer is paying, which outside of a service job, or as a lawyer if you’re doing your own billing, you wouldn’t know. Otherwise no job ever informs you of anything except what…

Considering the hand wringing over concussions and NFL owners was nothing but performative outrage, I’m perfectly happy to have a focus on the most profitable ongoing sports season.

They’ve been doing this since long before that venture capital group decided to save the jobs of every GMG writer.

No, but acting like you’re a real teacher or are doing the world some invaluable service is pretty rich.

I mean..But now I want this movie.

Trying to hold a mirror up to a liberal so they can see how their new jackboots look is a waste of time, I’d equate it to trying to hold a conversation with a slab of marble.