It must be hard to teach retards.

Strange that the entire state of California and Chicago are perpetually in the shit, are perpetually run by democrats, and tend to be among the most corrupt states in the union.

That’s a rough lesson in learning to look on the bright side. “Hey, I got stung by a bee! That sucks! But at least I didn’t get hit by a car!”

I mean, given that paying the UN is the equivalent to dousing the money in kerosene and lighting it on fire, I can see why they’re not getting paid.

Nobody worthwhile is on Twitter*.

Hey, if we’re all going to take anecdotal evidence has fact, I dated a girl who lived in DC, and she never had anything to complain about getting her hair done. I mean, she always looked good, even when waking up, but be serious - Naomi LaChance just doesn’t know how to find a good hairdresser.

Real smart, that ol’ AOC

You’re not wrong and I’m kind of nearing my wit’s end because as an attorney I’m dealing with my sister’s attorney and her custody issues because both her and the father are addicts and it’s just..Fuck. If I could beat both of them to death with a stick, I would.

First - the pet name at the end was intentional. It’s meant to imply a person that is lesser.

Well we all know how horrible Naomi is at supporting her shitty articles. Enjoy getting laid off darlin!

As Kenny Powers might say “YOU’RE FUCKING OUT”

And Splinter is confused why the country as a whole doesn’t adopt their political view..

Slow news day, huh.

That’s fair, I suppose I was thinking more along the lines of a person you might see a few times a year but not even like, monthly. You know them well enough to have their phone number, but not enough to call.

I mean, even if you don’t know someone THAT well, don’t you usually refer to them in passing as a friend? “That’s my friend x,” nobody says “That’s my acquaintance x.”

I’d pretend I know what you mean, but I’m not sure I’ve ever listened to AM radio in my entire life.

But but but I thought the left was totally anti-bullying? What’s that? Oh they get to bully whoever they want, and everyone else has to be sensitive and inclusive?..Gotcha.

Naomi thinks power companies should have a clairvoyant on staff, so that they can inform their customers BEFORE the wind knocks down the lines.

Yes, certainly ! Wind has never been damaging until now!

Even the most Peruvian of landscapers could tell you that if the tree touches your home, it needs to go.