I haven't gotten bored yet. The key is for your other car to be a Subaru Outback and a constant reminder of how terrible acceleration can be while also having frequent electrical problems. 

I’ve driven electric vehicles. Hell, I work with them literally every day. Doesn’t change how phenomenally boring they are.

Option 3: “You think boy, this can accelerate fast” the first couple times you stomp it, and then get almost immediately bored of it.

*Currently a 40% efficient system. Do you think batteries magically hit that 90% efficiency on the very first attempt? Hell no. They were inefficient, their storage mediums sucked and they had a short shelf life. R&D got them up to where they are now across a couple thousand years. Fuel cells haven’t even been in…

But what happens when we run out of limited resources to build batteries?  That has what really been keeping EV vehicles from going down in price not economy of scale. They are called rare earth minerals for a reason. Same thing happened with nuclear power. 

I’m still holding out for Mr. Fusion.

No, again, no.

ICE ICE Baby.

Why do they keep picking the Expedition for “extremely dramatic gifs so you don’t do something dumb”?
Also wear your seatbelt.

Timely article. There’s still some of that red retardant on highway 23 from a 2019 blaze.

Even with modern GPS and flight tools I remain genuinely impressed that the upper boundary for minimum safe distance is only a meager 130 feet.

Guess if they miss a bunch of people get smished to smithereens then. Actually I just wanted to say that word. Smithereens!

Car Salesman: The Bronco’s been discontinued. We’re trying to shed that whole fugitive on the run thing. This is the Escape.

I don’t get how people can’t see that this is exactly the same as ‘No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service’. Unless a business is kicking you out for your race, sex, a disability or some other protected status they have the right to kick your ass out for any reason they dream up. ‘Not wanting to wear a mask’ isn’t a damn…

Not a Racist
Not a Bigot
Not a Sexist
Not a Democrat

No, all the mask wearing is to show disapproval of me, the guy who cured Cordiavirus. The economy is fixed, the china virus is long dead and the Juneteen celebrations are in full swing. Who knew Americans cared so much about June and teenagers? It’s a lovely holiday, lovely like a lovely broad, like Ivanka.

Isn’t it a federal offense to disobey a flight crew’s directions?

There’s a reason you’re one of my favorite writers.

Oops, right! I fixed it.

I have an old snow blower that uses this same drive concept; except the driven wheel is rubber.