Spoiler: It won’t.

This is infuriating. Why are they so focused on redoing their badging all the time when they should be focused on making products that are compelling on a global level? They are so lost. 

Does the car come in purple?

To be fair, the person buying these probably doesn’t care what the number means just as long as they can be assured that the bigger number is better.

They should have just used the universal unit of torques, the Nurple. Then it’d be easy to explain.

Are you honestly looking forward to a future where entire parking lots full of electric cars go up in smoke because one battery pack suffered thermal runaway?  I’m never happy to see vehicles destroyed (especially racers), but I’m glad this happened in a race paddock and not in a public parking lot full of daily…

Toyota’s Julie Hamp did not have a prescription. Or rather, she did not have a prescription from a Japanese doctor, which is the same as not having a prescription. Japanese doctors aren’t even allowed to give prescriptions exceeding 30 days’ worth of medicine. If you have a foreign prescription, you can bring in…

The reason why, I believe, is two-fold. One, drinking alcohol has long been connected with religion as well as has having a historical association with medicine. The other, more recent one, is that since the late 19th century, alcohol tax has been a large source of revenue for the government (these days, with…

MotoE...

I'm waiting on the low 40s. Almost there.

I’m gonna be perfectly honest, I’m commenting here because I was trying to comment on something else, but Kinja happened and I somehow ended up here without noticing but I already published the comment, so I’m editing it now because I can’t delete my comment, which would have made no sense in this context, so just…

The Benner family has ALWAYS treated my family well and they also didn’t fight any work on my modified car. I conceded them friends.

That addendum makes me happy. Even as an 18 year old, you saw the value of what you were given and respected it. That's integrity. I'm sure your parents did a good job raising you, but you've either got integrity or you don't. I'm sure that's served you well in the years since. Excellent story. 

And yet, I still want to hear the whole story.

I should note that I DID fill the tank AND washed the car inside and out before returning it to Todd and Selinsgrove Ford. 

I’ve never said this to someone in the car business: thank you for your service. You are a good human being for what you did.

I want to say it was that time I boned the hot receptionist at the Rolls dealer in a Drophead Coupe on the showroom floor after hours.

Senior year in high school I wanted a nice car for prom. I went down to Selinsgrove Ford, where my family had gotten cars and service since I was little. I spoke to the owner Todd and told him I wanted a car for Prom, knew it was a long shot, but could I rent a car from him for Prom night.

I had a particularly happy/fortunate experience at a dealership, although it had practically nothing to do with the dealer.