Think clean thoughts, chums.

[hits villain 120 times with an LCD TV] “I bet that hz”

Look, I just want my Ms. Marvel to look swole.

Perhaps you guys should stop using an homophobic slur to refer to cigarettes.

We’re going to build Hadrian’s Wall, and the Picts are going to pay for it.

I am. Fuck alternative medicine. Fuck Dr. Oz. Fuck Gwenyth Paltrow and double fuck Alex Jones, and sideways triple fuck David Wolfe. Fuck Oprah while we’re at it. Fuck anti-vaxxers and fuck those shitty copper bracelets. Fuck magnetic soles for straightening your chi. Fuck fruit cleanses and hot sauce detoxes. Extra…

We have similar attitudes about former child stars. Once they attain the title Former, Americans almost root for them to spiral the drain until they are either murdered, overdose, or at the very least, make regular specticals of themselves.

After the war, Smalls returned to Charleston, buying his former master’s house, which had been seized for refusal to pay taxes.

I’m pretty opposed to tipping as a structure (it’s bullshit that a person’t livelihood depends on the restaurant being busy and people not being cheapskates), everyone should just be paid a living wage and roll those costs into the cost of the food. But, this structure is the one we live in, and until it changes not…

Star Dawes

I can hate that stuff and hate the Queen as well

I disagree. Other developed nations that are more reluctant to throw people away, that focus on rehabilitation and often cap sentencing at less time than Chapman has served, have much healthier societies. Their crime rates and recidivism rates are much lower. If America accepted that vengeance is not justice, we’d be…

You know, I wouldn’t go so far as to say there’s no thoughtful critique of Shakespeare in Love, but as someone who voted for it and wrote it up, and has absorbed a lot of “ugh this crap” comment-section stuff about it (I also wrote about it for a WATCH THIS a couple of years ago), I have to wonder if some of the…

I particularly love the ending of Miller’s Crossing, perhaps because it rips off/ is an homage to The Third Man

As I heard someone say this week: “The enemy of my enemy is Omarosa.”

Yes, but did she demand to speak to SNL’s manager? We all know that is the truest evidence of peak white lady rage. 

That’s a pretty good uniform.  I can’t tell where one footballman starts and the other footballman ends.  I bet that comes in handy when escaping predators.  

If not, you can always fall back on copy editing.

I actually prefer Pink Floyd to Zep. Floyd had a handful of good to great songs and seemed to be pushing themselves as artists.

BONG!