Are we sure the Beastie Boys aren’t vexatious litigants? I hear that they’ve got more suits than Jacoby and Meyers.

They should have had Bernie coming out of the bathroom immediately before the hit man kills him, to explain why his corpse doesn’t reek of piss and shit. 

The place I work at has a Michelin star, and we change our menu fairly often, like every couple of months, but there are a lot of things that come back every single year, with at most a few minor tweaks. And the bar/bistro menu barely ever changes at all. A different menu every day is absolute insanity, and would…

Rabin really needs to write about Roar. In not here, maybe on his own website.

It will involve several films, in conjunction-junction with a few TV series. 

She’s a galaxy girl!

A partial list of historical Latin American presidents:

Does the person who wrote this really think that José O’Rourke is such an implausible name? I guess they aren’t familiar with the Chilean independence hero Bernardo O’Higgins.

Stuck (With a Great Big Knife) In Mobile With the Memphis Blues Again

Nothing wrong with the name “Asian Saga.” I’m actually surprised it’s not “Oriental Saga.”

Came here to say this. If you’ve seen Double Indemnity this is an impossible mistake to make and if you haven’t seen Double Indemnity why the fuck have you not seen Double Indemnity?

They probably all kept singing “red dress” instead of “red light,” too. 

When I went to the Bridge School benefit in 2000 I was totally irate at all the people who left after the Dave Matthews set, when Neil Young and CSNY still hadn’t even played yet. They came to this big show specifically to see the worst band there. 

As big a bummer as this is, he was like ten years older than I thought, so I guess he had a decent run. 

“Now I’m not just about making your home great again!”

I know that a lot of red states have loosened vaccine mandates in the last few years, but I’m pretty sure every place has strict requirements for pets and livestock. So this guy just admitted to breaking the law. I’d say report him, but I’m afraid that might risk his animals being euthanized, which besides being…

She released the photo because she thought that would put all the talk to rest, not because she wanted it to ramp up. That ended up being a huge mistake, of course, but it’s not like she was hoping the photo would spur more discussion.

An EPA bureaucrat with no charisma whatsoever, who if he’s known for anything it’s trying to shut down the guys who twice saved the city from destruction is somehow mayor 40 years later? How does that make any sense at all? Clearly just thrown in there so there can be one more character from the original doing…

And Stallone was both!

It was on this very site, back in its pre-zombie days, that I first discovered that 1. when the tv character Rhoda got married in the 70’s people sent wedding gifts to CBS and 2. when the character divorced a year or two later, thousands of viewers angrily demanded the gifts back