I recently saw a cartoon, maybe from the New Yorker, or at least in that style, that had literally the only funny pronouns joke I’ve ever seen. It featured a bunch of stereotypical looking mobster types introducing two new toughs with the words, “These guys were sent up here by the Chicago outfit. Their pronouns are…

You mean the website that I can’t read on my phone because it keeps reloading at random intervals?

Which would be fine if the far left and the far right had equal amounts of influence, but only one of them has control over a one of our two major political parties. 

If you think the second amendment is going to prevent government tyranny you’re completely deluded. The populace doesn’t have tanks, planes, artillery, etc. The only way a popular uprising is overthrowing the government is if it manages to get a significant portion of the army on its side. Of course, extremely…

I completely agree with, “The bombings were necessary to shorten the war and save lives,” but I can’t get on board with, “The Japanese were utterly alien savages from a culture we can’t possibly understand who completely deserved whatever was done to them.”

I was about to ask if they tried Peter Aykroyd, but then I looked him up and saw that he is, um, dead. So probably he won’t be in it. 

There’s a difference between “person who hurts others with their selfish behavior” and “absolute monster.”

But I’ve been assured that Mexicans and Central Americans can never become truly American and even after several generations their primary loyalty is to their home countries! Which was kind of a shock to me, the non-Spanish speaking, non-spicy food eating great-grandchild of Mexican immigrants.

Why not make them build their own houses? They’re already building all the other ones  

On the one hand, that’s what we’ve said about a lot of technological advances that ultimately increased productivity. On the other hand, AI sucks, and practical effects, or practical effects combined with AI/CGI are probably the most convincing effects. 

Does he even need aging makeup anymore? He’ll be Madea’s age pretty damn soon. 

I was think “MountCock.”

I doubt Santa Fe has a particularly conservative DA. 

They said something like, “Maybe not the best time to complain about historic antisemitism considering what’s happening in Gaza,” and I’m just thinking, “What the fuck are you talking about? When is it ever a bad time to complain about any kind of bigotry? Especially something as big as the murder of six million…

“Jim?” Oh no, we’re taking a creation of Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in their prime. 

A few years ago I stumbled across a kid’s book about her. It was part of a series of books for little girls about “inspirational” women in history. It turned my stomach a bit.

To hell with Doom. I’m only watching this if the Villains are the Red Ghost and his Super-Apes. You can’t go wrong with an elderly communist who can walk through walls wielding a baboon who can turn into a gun. 

“Stop it! This is too silly!”

Nothing about Chanel’s anti-semitism, then?

It was a good example of a movie that while you’re watching it and thinking, “This isn’t really all that good,” you also can recognize that the lead actor is very good in it.