As someone with very little familiarity with mainstream country music, that may be the only Keith song I know, and I only know it from hearing it in bars. 

My great-uncle had cirrhosis and liver cancer, which became stomach cancer. The night before he died my dad called me and told me I should come over if I wanted to see him. I did, and instantly regretting doing so. I’ve seen people near death, both before and since, but this one was by far the most unsettling. It’s a…

Still waiting for the rerelease of The Wizard of Oz where most of it is in black and white, but Kansas is in color. 

My parents almost never messed with my like that, and I think that’s basically why I have no appreciation for it. I never make things up just to fuck with anyone, especially kids. There’s something about it that I find disturbing. That being said, it can be absolutely hilarious. It’s just not for me. 

I once got sucked into a Wikipedia rabbit hole reading about aviation pioneers, and even not counting the ones who were killed in World War I, you’d look at the little info box on their page and it would alway be like, “Died: 15 October 1921 (aged 36),” and you’d basically know how that happened. 

Are you seriously confused as to why a war that killed 400,000 Americans gets more attention than ones that killed 6000 combined? World War II is the largest military conflict in history, and the world was a completely different place after it was over. Not only that, but I’d think the potential trauma of it was in…

Funny enough, to the extent that my family has military connections, they’re all to Asia/the Pacific. My dad had an uncle who fought in the battle of Luzon and an aunt whose first husband died fighting the Japanese. My grandfathers and another of my dad’s uncles fought in the Korean War, and several members of my…

I probably will check this out, but I chuckled at, “The cast is ridiculous, featuring [long list of people I’ve never heard of].”

I’ve met a few that are. 

Really? Because I don’t think I can wish any harder than this.

We can do that?

“Shoplifters (and con men, and perjurers and tax cheats and deadbeats and sexual harassers) of the World Unite and Take Over”

I’m pretty sure they can’t make a candidate stop playing their music, any more than they can make a radio station or bar or club stop playing it. But many candidates will stop doing it to avoid bad press. Trump doesn’t believe in bad press, and gets a big kick out of pissing people off, so he’ll probably keep using…

Is there a big screen version of Oedipus Rex?

I saw that Celebrity Jeopardy was on Hulu so decided to watch it. I made it about halfway through round one before turning it off in disgust. Extremely dumbed down. 

What a bunch of clowns!

Some of these episodes sound a little overstuffed. 

Ah, that makes sense. Either way is fine as long as it’s consistent.

So it’s more realistic for them to be speaking English with a fake Uruguayan accent than to just be speaking English? 

Outlaws is pretty damn good.