No, my son is also named BORDT. 

the frog voted for Trump.

Try not to watch Clerks on your way to the parking lot!

Somewhere in a Sony office:

Lol, right, cause the straight white male viewpoint is bias-free! Oh, Joey. You are a real kidder!

I also owe “The Taking of Pelham 123" a rewatch.

I could be totally making this up, can’t recall where I “heard” this. But I thought Hooper only survived because Speilberg really wanted to use that awesome shot of the shark rolling over the cage, but there wasn’t a diver in it, so they just had Hooper escape the cage.

But on three different occasions, my wife’s best friend has loudly asked me whose cock I would most like to suck out of all the other guys at the party.

Yeah, but every lawyer make $200,000 a year, whereas only one band in million makes money off of mediocre songs they recorded 30 years ago.

I was saying Van Goooooooo-urns.

I sentence you to hard labor and solitary confinement until the Winds of Winter is released.  

If that was the title of the article, I wouldn’t have read it.

Are you saying... It was all a dream?

The true killer of Tupac was the friends we made along the way.

Not according to the precedence set by The United States v. Ashley Judd. 

The right-wing version “Loving v. Virginia: Death of Justice.”

Westworld is what happens when you’re worried that the answers to your mysteries will underwhelm your audience when you reveal them, so you spend as long as possible acting like they’re jaw-dropping and having characters talk about how jaw-dropping they are in hopes of just conditioning the audience into being…

Wow, THREE Andy Sambergs???

Flowers? That’s what you’re refusing to give him?