Take your damn star(fish).

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Quote from a future Farmington post-game report: “Having been beaten all night, the Phoenices were utterly drained by the end of regulation. Some of them looked bruised and droopy.”

Fraughton recently grounded his son after the boy said he’d like to travel east this summer to “see what Virginia feels like.”

On the list of things adults can do with their neighbors, just for fun, practicing cheers for a yet-to-open high school comes in about 20 places behind, “orgy” and only slightly ahead of, “murdering them.”

The plural of Utah Jazz is Utah Jazzhands.

We support this idea:

Someone please inform her that the Utah Jazz is only a vowel shift away from a similar vulgarity.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

You went to Unconscious State?

The complete package Down Under.

This is from Wildflowers and the first song I thought of when I heard he was gone

The friction goes all the way back to the beginning, when Mike thought his name should be first.

Easily the most memorable playoff touchdown pass in Cleveland history.

Congrats on the fiance.