Is it too early for a petition to make it #LOLJets? Asking for a friend. 

Billionaire NFL Moguls - They’re Just Like Us!

Looks like it's time to fill out the other hand.  

Thank you for the reminder.   This will always be my favorite Raiders fan story. 

I love how “Utah baby names” are a thing.  Very funny and absolutely true.  

But is Garett Bolles elite!!??

Jesus people.  Just get some skis already.  

Laacks beer cheese has no equal.  

Naggers?

Just wait until you see the “Grab a V” encore. 

Yaaaaaaooooooow!

+1 Donald Duck

Go ahead and fart in that elevator buddy. Hell, you paid for that burrito.   

+1 poor lap dance

I can only hope that the operators were somehow trying to stop the lift. This lift looks like a top drive lift which means the motor and other important components are situated at the top. This is where the failure would have occurred. The top is where most of the man power would be as well. Return terminals are…

Yeah, how the fuck does one of the best detective shows ever go unnoticed. Andre Braugher put forth one of the best acting jobs on TV ever and yet its like this show never existed at all. Long live Homicide (the show)! Excuse me while I email Netflix.

This incident is an uncontrolled high-speed rollback. Ski lifts have several braking systems as well as physical rollback devices on the bullwheel that should prevent incidents like this. Ideally these systems are tested daily, weekly, monthly, and yearly in accordance with the lift manufacturer. This type of incident…

I too went to college in the frozen backwoods of Maine. My first year I had to live in the dorms. Our RA was a crew cut future cop of America who had no time for pot smoking wannabe hippies. We would have to smoke outside even in the winter. So my friends and I would dress up like Iditarod contestants and brave…

GOD FORBID WE JUST GO JOGGING WITHOUT NEEDING TO KNOW OUR STEP COUNT!

Drew shitting on a pro-patriots article? STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!!