Turns out the congressional mall doesn’t want him either.

Let the guys at NASA build the rockets. All Gronk needs to do is terrorize NFL defenses and catch TDs.

Possibly???

This is weird because Mormons love dicks.

Win. Dance. Repeat.

They hate us because they anus.

Not sure who coined the term “Masshole” but it could have been Daniel Webster.

So true. Screw those cow tipping, micro-beer snobbing, syrup sucking, Ben and Jerry motherfuckers. Jk, Love you Bernie!!!

Pure internet gold.

Adding mescaline to the sangria can really liven up your shindig.

Meh. My wife’s turkey tacos would put your car to shame.

Hightower is a beast. That fumble play was just as important as Hightower tackling Lynch the play before the Butler interception. Amazing D.

That’s funny, I’m fed up with whiners.

This deserves all the stars.

This list could be debated for months. R.I.P Country Mac. Also, every time I see an inflatable dancing man I think of Dee dancing.

+1 lobster roll

I hope these people break their ankles playing pickle ball.