Salty and crunchy. What’s not to like?

Their cover of Exile on Main Street is pure musical genius.

Perhaps. However I have never seen two very drunk fats chicks rolling/falling down the aisle at a Phish show. Those liquored up hams slid halfway down our row. Fantastic.

This is how you win the Internet.

This is all pretty terrible until you realize that the violent assholes were wearing Suh jerseys. It’s times like this when the universe seems to make sense.

Happy Awkward Family Feast Day. Please check your firearms at the door.

PAC (12) one up!

We are all pussies.

Let’s leave this at 87 stars.

No Fun League. Yay!

Dammit! Get him back in there so he can keep not throwing TDs to Travis Kelce.

It’s not every day that a Bills fan uses their head(s).

Nooooooo!!

Nov. 8: The day that pussy grabs back.

The Bill Clinton defense is usually a last resort.

Tom Brady is coming for all you mother fuckers.

No Hamms??!! This article is incomplete without it.

MEET ME BEHIND THE WHOLE FOODS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

I noticed that too last night. Fucking ridiculous. Camden Yards is a great stadium and the O’s are still in it. Lame-ass fans. I’m surprised that I didn’t see a Rice jersey in the stands.

When tailgating is outlawed, only outlaws will tailgate.