Shouldn’t it technically have been Footy McFoot Face?

The San Diego Whale Vaginas. Or is that redundant? Is this joke still relevant? FAN VOTE.

You should see his attempt to be President.

You both need to be Monitored.

I, for one, welcome our new iguana tennis overlords.

“SKELLLLLAAAAA!!!”

It’s just odd that on certain days, Deadspin is like 50% Compete lately. I get that people like their video games, and that makes something like Compete viable. Maybe cross posting to Deadspin is just marketing while they try to grow that brand, but I don’t think Deadspin readers are having it.

The real tragedy here is that that man is taking up valuable oxygen that could be used by a much smarter and more socially productive houseplant.

I feel like they’ll all be suspended four games for violating the league’s substance abuse policy after Uncle Joe is done with them.

How disappointed do you think Marky Mark is that he doesn’t have the right stature to play Brady?

It’s been a long time since Austrians got me this pumped up.

New England Aquarium denizens are too busy being deep fried or served in a delicious creamy soup.

Because:

Amendola already has a ring from 2014.

“Oh, yeah, I’m about to FaceTime [brother Michael Bennett] and say, ‘I’m going to the Super Bowl, motherfucker, in Houston,’” Bennett said. “He’s in Hawaii right now, so I know it’s still early there, and I’ve got time to call him and rub it in his face.”

Trash talking his brother and dancing with a buncha hot girls. Martellus is really picking up the Gronk slack lately.

Same here. Holy hell has it been a pleasure as a Pats fan to watch this team for nearly a generation.

Oh man, Hogan’s face was as scared as it was that time he found out that he was filmed banging Bubba The Love Sponge’s wife while dropping the N-bomb

Screw that dark sludge Vermont likes to tout as the best maple syrup. True Grade-A amber syrup comes from New Hampsha!