When I first saw this picture last night I tried to wipe a nonexistent smudge off my screen for 2 minutes.

No I think he's like 25, so you're in the clear. My distaste is not at all about his face, and 100% about his acting skills, or lack thereof. He is painful to watch (in my opinion).

At least when you watch Steven R. you can get a little taste of it...since original Steve McQueen is his grandfather. (Don't actually take that advice, Steven R is terrible and I basically stopped watching VD because of him.)

I think there's a fairly obvious answer to all of these:

Katie reported something on this right before she left, right? More on the lawsuit aspect of it I guess: Here it is

NY Magazine's Grub Street section did a big female chef list in response to this:

I'm sorry, but I prefer my Stephanie Tanner dancing with a little more background support...and more Boyz II Men...

Got it. That makes sense. I am dumb about lipstick stuff because I was blessed with naturally really pink lips, so I rarely bother with much. But I've been meaning to branch out!

In my head it seems like that should be the other way around? I feel like I've seen Kim Kardashian or J Lo rock it really well, but not many super pale women. Wouldn't it just make you look like you don't have a face?

I'm like 95% sure she's a natural blonde, not redhead. I think she just went red for Sex and the City.

I love that type of insult for some reason. See also: vanilla, beige, basic.

Joke's on you Callie. I'm just going to add a beautiful child to my Idris Elba vision board and maybe move back the timeline a few years.

I CAN'T TELL IF ANYONE HAS TOLD YOU YET BUT IT'S SYLVIA PLATH. (That is my way of passively aggressively judging people who do not read responses to a question comment before they answer it themselves.)

I think Whose Line fans would appreciate it if he/you/everyone dropped the formal "Charles" he's trying to push nowadays.

This news broke last night, and I immediately clicked on the video on my favorite gossip website. Then promptly yelled, "I FEEL SO GROSS!" and turned it off. And I have NO love for Bieber. You are spot on with this commentary.

You said so much for someone who was not sure what to say.

He's going to shut it down, leave it vacant, open all of the windows and let nature have at it.

That word will always make me think of only one thing:

Extra points if you pulled out your wallet and started raining cash on them, like the stage performance for that particular tune.

A hidden gem in that Chris Kirkpatrick story - all 4 of the other members of N Sync came to the wedding. Can you imagine just being like, the bride's cousin or someone else of little fame, and getting to go to that wedding? And being like, holy shit, N Sync is at this fucking wedding? Would you proceed to get…