I remember this story when you first told it - still so terrifying.

Congrats Burt! This is how Burt feels about JLH's Handjob Show:

They are super high quality plastic - I saw some amazing-looking glass ones on Amazon as well, but they aren't in my price range right now. A girl can dream!

Kinetic Go Green Tupperware, $21, Amazon

I have a super long torso. It is not all it's cracked up to be. Grass is always greener.

Exactly this. I have been privy to some details on several friends/family's conception of children, as I'm sure many people are. Out of maybe 12 people off the top of my head, one of them had some trouble getting pregnant, but eventually did. Out of the other 11, the longest anyone took to get pregnant was about 2…

Oh my god, I thought you were joking - and then this story just came on my TV too. Good lord.

The same people who complain about it would also say their favorite sitcoms of the last few years are 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Community, and The Office. All of which were kept on the air several years longer than any other network would have kept them on.

I agree, she is not vanilla at all, and quite beautiful. As I replied to another comment, she just always comes to mind when I think of actresses who don't act but are somehow always still around in magazines and fashion.

She DOES have some gorgeous brows. I actually think she is beautiful - I used her more to agree with the whole "actress who doesn't really act ever...but is always in fashion mags and at fashion events" piece.

See also: Camilla Belle

This movie was one of the first blu-rays I bought when I got a player - it's visually stunning, and allows me to fantasize for a few hours at a time that Lee Pace is straight.

I think some of the people who do it are so wasted they can't feel the cold. But that doesn't mean you won't get frostbite!

You think Halloween is bad....you should see how some women dress New Year's Eve here in NYC. A few years ago it was maybe 10 degrees F out, and I saw a girl wearing a very short tube dress, no tights, no jacket, walking barefoot with her 4 inch heels in her hand. I was legit afraid she was going to get frostbite.

There is a jar of this in my cupboard right now. BRB NEED A SPOON

Agreed. I still think she's a bit too old, though. Someone else on here suggested Elle Fanning, who makes a bit more sense to me.

That picture of Chloe Moretz is oold. And she is too old now to play Amy, in my opinion. She could maybe be a Beth.

Samantha Mathis is on Under the Dome on CBS! She will always be the best grown up Amy!

Lol, yup. That's exactly what I expressed in my comment. That two people who are sharing a family should not be happy or excited about it. A+ reading comprehension.