I think Nebraska nationalized Richard Marx at one point because he was such a prominent source of corn.

I was thinking of quitting my corporate job to go back to bar life/bartending because it turns out I hate my corporate job and miss bartending way more than I thought I would. But...considering that no authorities so far has the balls to *enforce* the masking laws, and the Great Unwashed are now punching out flight…

I worked at a place that fits this description perfectly and it could have saved time by just naming itself Total Drama Island. 

Big Simpin’.

LOL but also you scared me with that. For a minute I honestly thought The Heights https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Heights_(American_TV_series) was a TV version of this musical. Which would make Lin Miranda at least 60 years old because that show came out in 92. That goddamn song sure was everywhere for a while.

Anna, Anna, glamourous Anna, Anna Nicole!

oh hella

in fairness, who could

<3 thank you brandy

His Batman musical will never be surpassed on the list of “things that made me laugh so hard I almost died”.

i love ron funches and this is the cutest goddamn thing he sells;

I’d watch that movie.

Hey everyone with diabetes, your existence is harmful to singer Demi Lovato, do better

because it’s no fun if it’s not bad for guys like him. they think it’s really interesting and cool that they are self-destructive. 

Colin’s all right!

Kirk was such a slut for authority.

“actually the symbol on my Reich-e’s means “peace”!! who’s intolerant now libtards??”

bless you.

this is the best headline of 2021 so far

saving all his best material for The Masked Singer.