hi! i read this comment before watching the clip and thought you were saying Norm Macdonald had been cast as Killer Croc. thank you for the fifteen minutes of hysterical laughter!

My mom texts me her weight every morning and has since she got a cell phone back in 05. She’s 68 years old now. She used to write it on the bathroom mirror with a post-it note. It wasn’t until I had female roommates in my 30's that I realised all women don’t do that every day. 

yeah. also, “coming from someone capable of artistic genius”

No, not at all, full stop.

The idea of allowing a billionaire like Musk to name the terms of Earth’s survival in the face of approaching climate apocalypse is indefensible and deranged.

Is this the same Lil Mama from Avril’s first comeback video? Probably not since it was like 15 years ago but the only thing my brain has for that name is the sound of excited lady singers repeating “Lil’ Mama, and Avril Lavigne! Lil’ Mama, and Avril Lavigne!!”  until the song started.

Actually, it’s Hudson Hawk’s Richard E. Grant, plotting world domination.

old Canadians like myself are very confused by this one at first but can confirm Mitski’s cowboys =/= not the ones Mitsou got rid of

i think so too - remember Harry said twice he was “surprised” by the comment. he wouldn’t be surprised by Charles saying that, just angry, but from William? i think he would be genuinely surprised by it. and who else would feel comfortable having those conversations, plural? the first time it came up, play it off as a…

hopefully next they can study whether or not water is wet. dying to get more info on that, such a black box to me

hired back on that one condition

organically falling into an all night conversation without even realizing it on the very first date = best date, best sign. best thing.

rocktease.

my foo-foo and i are doing just fine!

this won’t be either but i agree with you and the size difference between the Raw Baby and the Enormous Baby is genuinely disturbing me

has been moved to development on the next Dragon Age game.

Fuck Indie Timberlake.

Guy reading a porn magazine on the subway in Toronto during morning rush on the Yonge line one weekday. Cool as a cucumber. Will never forget all the frenzied, ineffective eye contact the rest of the car made with each other. There was nothing we could do but sit there with it and the idea and and we all knew it. I…

i just watched the Bound 2 video and you know what, I really think at one point, anyways, what they had was real and it made them happy. and not everything real can last and in fact it’s sometimes more real that it doesn’t. i loved a man with his condition very hard for the first decade of my dating life and i feel a…